So Why Do I Record My Books as Audio Books?

Historians say Lincoln had a high pitched and reedy voice, while Stephen Douglas had a powerful bass.  Too bad nobody recorded any of that.  What kind of voice do I have?  You can hear free samples of the thunder and the magic by going to audiobooks.com and typing "John Klawitter" in the SEARCH box.  Once you get to the page featuring my books, there are free samples to awe your auditory sensibilities.  Man, don't you wish Abe had his own page on audiobooks.com?