Begging The Choosers

I suppose all candidates for public office pitch for pennies one way or another.  It's just that I find the continuing stream of Send Money Right Now! emails from Ron Paul particularly annoying.  You want me to vote for you--and for some undefined reason I'm also supposed to give you money?  Mr. Paul is a particularly erudite man on constitutional matters, has America's interests at heart, and is doing better than he's ever done before.  But it would be foolish to send him money, for he is not going to get the Republican nomination to run for President, and he can blame no one but himself.  It's his personality, you see, or rather, his lack of it.  Ron Paul has an eerie resemblance to William H. Macy in The Cooler.  All he has to do is open his mouth and he sucks enthusiasm out of the room.  And he doesn't stop talking until you've forgotten the question.  With the sheer force of his non-personality, he overpowers you to change the channel.or head out into the parking lot to find your car.  The Grand Old Party wouldn't dare put Mr. Paul in a Presidential Debate with President Obama; it would be like throwing some noble stag in tight quarters with a hungry wolf.  Hey, give Obama that--he may not have any real ideas and certainly doesn't have your back, your front or your sides, but the fellow sounds his big, empty drum with all the smug confidence of  a black Alex Baldwin, if you can imagine.  Why do I blather on about my petty annoyance?  Time is short and you already know these things.