It's Only A Game

I read on Drudge today Tiger Woods is settling his divorce for 750 million.  If the reports are anywhere near accurate, he had affairs with 17 ladies.  Assuming my math is correct, that amounts to roughly 44 million for each adventure in infidelity.  I predict a return to a new, better Tiger on the course, one with ice in his veins.  What?  Me worry about a lousy putt that might only cost me 2.5 million? Don't be silly, fool.